The Sweet Candy Dung-Heap

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

krystal-cage:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s


my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether

krystal-cage:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s

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my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

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I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.