The Sweet Candy Dung-Heap

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:
the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

gertyorkes:

why did we as a society allow galavant to get canceled… if i had to deal with sad white man sells meth for five seasons y'all could have dealt with medieval musical extravaganza for at least three.

februaryflora:

every few months it feels like i relearn the whole entire world

thenimbus:

zacharydiary:
zsnes:
this-mess-that-i-am:
Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
oh fuck you
omg
this is the absolute peak of this meme

allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:
actual Harry Potter
the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:
there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM
and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.
potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

queenlokibeth:

radio-ho-ho:
getagriponmyboyracerrollbar:
im-inlovewithmycar:
cascadianstuntman:
queensheebs:
what a legend
Nothing can match this energy
I have to reblog this every time I see it, because there has never been a more iconic moment ever.
I still get goosebumps
The brightest smile appears on my face and tears of joy in my eyes whenever i see this
BCE (Big Crowd Energy)