I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s
my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether
How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church
i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc
this is really great omg
I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.
WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.